90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*

jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

(via hail-hydraaaaa)

nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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(Source: okaywork, via hail-hydraaaaa)

noctos:

to any of my followers that find me intimidating:

  • I’m more scared of you than you are of me. 

(via hail-hydraaaaa)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(via janijamaika)

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

(Source: awesome-, via hail-hydraaaaa)

ughjack:

school of rock will forever be one of
my favorite movies

chrisprattawesomesource:

Getting in shape with Chris Pratt

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anticipat-ed-serendipity:

teenagemutantbatmanpurple:

carryonmywaywardmishamigo:

prayer-circle-for-pie:

merthurshipsjohnlock:

are you sure 

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Gif. For. Everything.

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

Fuck that guy, he doesn’t know a good looking man from his own ass

(Source: queermycroft, via hail-hydraaaaa)

versatileempathist:

swerveycorps:

sassyqueenhistoria:

swerveycorps:

swerveycorps:

what do you call your older brother who likes ponies

bronii-chan

stop

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oh god

(Source: mikasa-ackerman)

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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